Irreverent, cheeky, self-absorbed, self-doubting, easily distracted dreamer, flitting between egotism and depression. Part of the attention deficit brigade careening from notion to notion, incapable of doing any single thing for too long, doomed to search out new ways of performing old tasks to avoid what I fear most: boredom. At my best I am innovative and charming. At my worst I am constantly tipping into despair and a type of nihilism. An unforgiving lampooner, critic, satirist, and mimic, totally dedicated to an incredible fantasy life. I am often obstinate, recalcitrant, argumentative, and just a tad too loud. Troublesome, quirky, impatient, and armed with a linguistic capacity that could be classified as a weapon. That’s me.