Dr. Shrimp Puerto Rico 🌈
Professor Milk Dick Ph.D here! I like long walks on the beach with my girlfriend, until the LSD wears off and I realize I’m just dragging a stolen mannequin around a Wendy’s parking lot.
“One HELL of a guy”
-NEW YORK TIMES
“Outstanding gentleman”
- WASHINGTON POST
“Everything about this film is NEAR perfect”
- THE GUARDIAN
“He’s my phone’s background”
-MOM
